crystallized-teardrops:

sometimes i forget that i’ll have to pay for internet in the future

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akapale:

lanactrlaltdelrey:

straight guys in gay porn like “ive never had a dick in me before”

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I AM FUCKING CRYING OH MY GOD

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beyoncebeytwice:

im kind of concerned im at my happiest when im alone in my room on the internet but hey what can you do

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phanphanphan:

you know what? fuck those people who make you feel like shit. unfriend them on facebook and unfollow them everywhere else. tell them they’re a fucking douchebag. you don’t need those people. fuck them. be a fucking queen and show them what they’re missing.

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dorkyhanji:

dorkyhanji:

if someone tells you your clothing style is gay, respond with:

"yeah, it came out of the closet this morning."

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leonkuwatatata:

do you ever get mad at yourself because you’re not even good at the things you thought you were good at

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this is a real thing that happened in season 4 of masterchef

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What phrase or word do you overuse when texting? [x]

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I’m watching The Hobbit: The Desolation Of Smaug

“I’ve returned to Middle Earth with Legolas”

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I’m watching Dracula

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